dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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