That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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