You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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