How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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