How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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