chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
So vagazzling was a success
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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