so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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