I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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