Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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