thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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