I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I would ride that face into the sunset
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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