What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
