i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
