if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I look better un-naked...
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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