if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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