this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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