i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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