you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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