I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
even my farts smell like vagina
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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