i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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