I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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