and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The ass gains better be worth it
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