I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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