So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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