I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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