Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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