i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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