Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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