we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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