so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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