Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
