you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up