At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.