naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Be still, my beating vagina.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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