would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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