spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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