just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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