I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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