The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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