he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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