Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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