just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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