We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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