Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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