Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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