Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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