If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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