Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize