I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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