drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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