Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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