Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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