I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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