Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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