I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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