Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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